Freaking drivers

It's official.
I hate certain KL drivers.
And it's driving me crazy.

I drove to class nowadays. No, I'm not bragging. It just that, KL drivers can be so fucking stupid and ignorance. Especially in the middle of town, from Jalan Ampang to Petaling Street (especially on these roads because it's the one I took to class).

First of all, do you guys really know what is sole purpose of the yellow box on the traffic light junction? When can you realise that you SHOULD stop whenever you see the traffic is not moving ahead? Stop being a nuisance to everyone else. Some people just drove off, hoping the traffic will move and they'll be able to squeeze in. It's a traffic jam goddamnit. Stop making that ignorant/pitiful/budget comel face when you're stuck in the middle and the light goes red. Don't look dumbfounded when people honked you. All of us are stuck in the same traffic jam. You're not the only who has to be somewhere. We're fed up too.

Secondly, fuck all the taxi and bus drivers who think they are the king of the road and can do whatever you want. Don't you read the sign of the bus/taxi lane? It said 8.00am to 9.00pm ONLY! Pass that, it became a normal left lane. Live with that. And stop tailgating motherfuckers. The closer you get, the more I get motivated to drive even slower. I don't care about the high beam or the honking. You are not getting any sympathy from me. Live with that too.

Thirdly, stop all the honking when you are stuck in the traffic jam. If the person in front of you is not moving, probably it is because they can't. It's a fucking jam. You are only making other people despises you when you honk. It's KL. You are bound to the traffic jam as long as you live here. Deal with it.

Lastly, don't just parked your cars as if your father is the mayor of KL. And even if you father is the mayor of KL, stop being the target of people's curses. People are cursing you if you parked like a son of a bitch. Use the proper parking spaces. Just pay for the goddamn parking fees. If you think it is not feasible, take a train bodoh.

Usually, I am patience.
But not when I'm driving.

The Offspring - Bad Habit



Hey man you know I'm really okay
The gun in my hand will tell you the same
But when I'm in my car
Don't give me no crap
Cause the slightest thing and I just might snap

When I go driving I stay in my lane
But getting cut off makes me insane
I open the glove box
Reach inside
I'm gonna wreck this fucker's ride

I guess I got a bad habit
Of blowin' away
Yeah I got a bad habit
And it ain't goin' away
Yeah

Well they say the road's a dangerous place
If you flip me off I'm the danger you'll face
You drive on my ass
Your foot's on the gas
And your next breath is your last

Drivers are rude
Such attitudes
But when I show my piece
Complaints cease
Something's odd
I feel like I'm God
You stupid dumbshit goddam motherfucker

I open the glove box
Reach inside
I'm gonna wreck this fucker's ride