These 2 old cigarette commercials made me giggle.
There are three kinds of people in this world.
Dicks, pussies, and assholes.
Pussies think everyone can get along.
Dicks just wanted to fuck all the time without thinking it through.
But then there are assholes.
And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything.
Pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks.
But dicks also fuck assholes.
And if dicks don't fuck assholes, do you know what you're gonna get?
You get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit.
Which type of people are you?
** Haha.. This is taken from a movie. Guess what movie it is.
Dicks, pussies, and assholes.
Pussies think everyone can get along.
Dicks just wanted to fuck all the time without thinking it through.
But then there are assholes.
And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything.
Pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks.
But dicks also fuck assholes.
And if dicks don't fuck assholes, do you know what you're gonna get?
You get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit.
Which type of people are you?
** Haha.. This is taken from a movie. Guess what movie it is.
This particular song holds a great sentimental value for me
This is the first ever song that I purposely learn to play to her
This is the first ever song that I learn for any girl
The lyrics of this song is dedicated to her
I made something for her in commemoration of this song
This one is for you baby
You're a falling star, you're the get away car.
You're the line in the sand when I go too far.
You're the swimming pool, on an August day.
And you're the perfect thing to say.
And you play it coy but it's kinda cute.
Ah, when you smile at me you know exactly what you do.
Baby don't pretend that you don't know it's true.
'cause you can see it when I look at you.
[Chorus:]
And in this crazy life, and through these crazy times
It's you, it's you, you make me sing.
You're every line, you're every word, you're everything.
You're a carousel, you're a wishing well,
And you light me up, when you ring my bell.
You're a mystery, you're from outer space,
You're every minute of my everyday.
And I can't believe, uh that I'm your man,
And I get to kiss you baby just because I can.
Whatever comes our way, ah we'll see it through,
And you know that's what our love can do.
[Chorus]
So, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
So, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
[Chorus:]
And in this crazy life, and through these crazy times
It's you, it's you, you make me sing.
You're every line, you're every word, you're everything.
You're every song, and I sing along.
'Cause you're my everything.
Yeah, yeah
So, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
So, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
This is the first ever song that I purposely learn to play to her
This is the first ever song that I learn for any girl
The lyrics of this song is dedicated to her
I made something for her in commemoration of this song
This one is for you baby
You're a falling star, you're the get away car.
You're the line in the sand when I go too far.
You're the swimming pool, on an August day.
And you're the perfect thing to say.
And you play it coy but it's kinda cute.
Ah, when you smile at me you know exactly what you do.
Baby don't pretend that you don't know it's true.
'cause you can see it when I look at you.
[Chorus:]
And in this crazy life, and through these crazy times
It's you, it's you, you make me sing.
You're every line, you're every word, you're everything.
You're a carousel, you're a wishing well,
And you light me up, when you ring my bell.
You're a mystery, you're from outer space,
You're every minute of my everyday.
And I can't believe, uh that I'm your man,
And I get to kiss you baby just because I can.
Whatever comes our way, ah we'll see it through,
And you know that's what our love can do.
[Chorus]
So, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
So, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
[Chorus:]
And in this crazy life, and through these crazy times
It's you, it's you, you make me sing.
You're every line, you're every word, you're everything.
You're every song, and I sing along.
'Cause you're my everything.
Yeah, yeah
So, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
So, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Have you seen this advertisement?
The message went straight to my head the first time I saw it.
It was during the half-time period of Manchester United vs Arsenal game.
But I lighted a cigarette moments after the advertisement ended.
Hmm...
The message went straight to my head the first time I saw it.
It was during the half-time period of Manchester United vs Arsenal game.
But I lighted a cigarette moments after the advertisement ended.
Hmm...
I don't think I need to repeat the scoreline..hehehe
What I can personally derive from the game:
Glory-glory Man Utd
What I can personally derive from the game:
- Berbatov would have to start in each game, pairing with Rooney. Rooney is tightly marked last night, making it difficult for him to control possesion.
- We're a bit weak in the central midfield. The link between them and the striker is not fluid enough. We have to rely heavily on our wing players ie. Valencia and Nani
- Ryan Giggs's performance is dropping. Although his freekick led to the second goal (own goal by Diaby by the way), he was unable to link with Rooney fluently. He missed a few attacking opportunities. Sorry Giggs, you are a legend in Old Trafford, but in big games maybe you shouldn't start.
- Vidic and Evra are strong as usual! Perhaps the return of Ferdinand will solve our defensive woes. Brown is not looking strong in the back.
- Fletcher is doing really great!! For the past few games, he is becoming more mature. He really controls the midfield. Way to go!
Glory-glory Man Utd
CSKA MOSCOW
Matches Wednesday 21 October CSKA Moscow v United; Tuesday 3 November United v CSKA Moscow
Current form CSKA Moscow are halfway through their league season, currently third in the table behind second-placed Spartak Moscow and leaders Rubin Kazan – who make their Champions League debut in the same group as Barcelona and Inter. ‘The Army Men’ lifted the Russian Cup in May with victory over the current league leaders.
Home Ah, fond memories. The most exciting thing about this draw is the opportunity to make an early pilgrimage to the glorious Luzhniki Stadium, where John Terry lost his footing, Ryan Giggs kept his head and United lifted the European Cup for the third time. Just in time, too – next year the club will move into the brand new CSKA Moscow Stadium, currently under construction.
Manager Brazil legend Zico was nicknamed ‘The white Pele’ long before terrace songsmiths attributed it to Wayne Rooney. Pele modestly once said: “The one player that came closest to me was Zico.” His first job in management was as Japan’s head coach, leading them to the 2006 World Cup. He moved to Turkey to manage Fenerbahçe, delivering the league title in his first season, then led Fener to the Champions League group stages for the first time in their history, eventually losing to Chelsea in the quarters, albeit after a 2-1 first-leg win in Turkey. A strange spell with cash-rich FC Bunyodkor of Uzbekistan (now coached by Phil Scolari) followed before his move to Moscow this year.
Star man Like many Russian sides, CSKA boast a smattering of Brazilians. The most famous is flamboyant front man Vagner Love. Love's banged them in for CSKA for five years and despite repeated rumours he wants to move, he's still a Luzhniki fixture. He’s scored 61 goals in 118 appearances - the most famous the winner in the 2005 UEFA Cup final against Sporting Lisbon – in Lisbon. Last season he topped the Russian and UEFA scoring charts – netting 11 goals in European competition.
BESIKTAS JK
Matches Tuesday 15 September Besiktas JK v United; Wednesday 25 November United v Besiktas JK
Current form Often in the shadow of bigger city neighbours Galatasaray and Fenerbahçe (Spurs compared to Chelsea and Arsenal), the Black Eagles have the last laugh this season as Turkey’s only representatives in the group stages. However, it's not been a convincing start to the new campaign, with one win in their first three games after losing the Super Cup (Turkey's Community Shield) 2-0 to Fenerbahçe.
Home The Inonu Stadium in the Dolmabahçe district was formerly home to all of Istanbul’s ‘big three’, and boasts views of local landmarks and the Bosphorus. Indeed, it’s not the only local boast – apparently the stadium holds the record for the loudest fans ever recorded, a mark reached against the record’s previous holders Liverpool during their 2-1 win in 2007. We’re not sure who measures these things, but the Merseysiders' response was certainly emphatic to both setbacks – an 8-0 drubbing of the Turks followed two weeks later at Anfield.
Manager Since starting his touchline career in 1987, Mustafa Denizli has had 10 different appointments, including a spell in Germany, one in charge of the national team, reaching the quarter-finals of Euro 2000, and has a full house of the top teams in Istanbul, after two stints at Galatasaray, one at Fenerbahçe.
Star man Argentina's Matias Delgado is the side’s central creative force, but will be out for some time with a knee injury sustained earlier in the year. The side will be boosted by the return to the club of Nihat Kahveci, the diminutive striker who was central in the national side’s mind-bending feats of escapology at Euro 2008.
VFL WOLFSBURG
Matches Wednesday 30 September United v VfL Wolfsburg; Tuesday 8 December VfL Wolfsburg v United
Current form Imagine Wigan winning the Barclays Premier League. No disrespect to our friends from the DW, but it’s roughly akin to the achievement of Wolfsburg last season. After years scuttling around in the lower divisions, the Volkswagen works team established themselves as a steady top-flight presence over the past decade, but few foresaw their meteoric rise under former Bayern coach Felix Magath in the past two years. Fifth in 2007/08, the club went four better last year, displacing German football's established powers to clinch the Bundesliga crown.
Home The Volkswagen Arena is your classic, modern stadium, built alongside the River Aller to replace the VfL Stadion in 2002. Holds 30,000, bright, clean, green… er, that’s about it.
Manager We’ll never know how Wolfsburg might have fared under Magath in the Champions League as he’s already left for pastures new, joining Schalke this summer, so it’s a weighty assignment for new boss Armin Veh to keep the club punching hard at this level. Ironically, Veh was sacked by Stuttgart shortly after a 4-1 defeat by Wolfsburg last season, but had already proved his credentials with a title win with Die Roten in 2006/07.
Star man Obafemi Martins was snapped up this summer to add extra firepower in Europe. He’s no shoo-in starter, though. Incumbent strikers Edin Dzeko and Grafite managed 54 goals last season, so beware – these Wolves have sharp teeth.
**taken from Man Utd's official website
Matches Wednesday 21 October CSKA Moscow v United; Tuesday 3 November United v CSKA Moscow
Current form CSKA Moscow are halfway through their league season, currently third in the table behind second-placed Spartak Moscow and leaders Rubin Kazan – who make their Champions League debut in the same group as Barcelona and Inter. ‘The Army Men’ lifted the Russian Cup in May with victory over the current league leaders.
Home Ah, fond memories. The most exciting thing about this draw is the opportunity to make an early pilgrimage to the glorious Luzhniki Stadium, where John Terry lost his footing, Ryan Giggs kept his head and United lifted the European Cup for the third time. Just in time, too – next year the club will move into the brand new CSKA Moscow Stadium, currently under construction.
Manager Brazil legend Zico was nicknamed ‘The white Pele’ long before terrace songsmiths attributed it to Wayne Rooney. Pele modestly once said: “The one player that came closest to me was Zico.” His first job in management was as Japan’s head coach, leading them to the 2006 World Cup. He moved to Turkey to manage Fenerbahçe, delivering the league title in his first season, then led Fener to the Champions League group stages for the first time in their history, eventually losing to Chelsea in the quarters, albeit after a 2-1 first-leg win in Turkey. A strange spell with cash-rich FC Bunyodkor of Uzbekistan (now coached by Phil Scolari) followed before his move to Moscow this year.
Star man Like many Russian sides, CSKA boast a smattering of Brazilians. The most famous is flamboyant front man Vagner Love. Love's banged them in for CSKA for five years and despite repeated rumours he wants to move, he's still a Luzhniki fixture. He’s scored 61 goals in 118 appearances - the most famous the winner in the 2005 UEFA Cup final against Sporting Lisbon – in Lisbon. Last season he topped the Russian and UEFA scoring charts – netting 11 goals in European competition.
BESIKTAS JK
Matches Tuesday 15 September Besiktas JK v United; Wednesday 25 November United v Besiktas JK
Current form Often in the shadow of bigger city neighbours Galatasaray and Fenerbahçe (Spurs compared to Chelsea and Arsenal), the Black Eagles have the last laugh this season as Turkey’s only representatives in the group stages. However, it's not been a convincing start to the new campaign, with one win in their first three games after losing the Super Cup (Turkey's Community Shield) 2-0 to Fenerbahçe.
Home The Inonu Stadium in the Dolmabahçe district was formerly home to all of Istanbul’s ‘big three’, and boasts views of local landmarks and the Bosphorus. Indeed, it’s not the only local boast – apparently the stadium holds the record for the loudest fans ever recorded, a mark reached against the record’s previous holders Liverpool during their 2-1 win in 2007. We’re not sure who measures these things, but the Merseysiders' response was certainly emphatic to both setbacks – an 8-0 drubbing of the Turks followed two weeks later at Anfield.
Manager Since starting his touchline career in 1987, Mustafa Denizli has had 10 different appointments, including a spell in Germany, one in charge of the national team, reaching the quarter-finals of Euro 2000, and has a full house of the top teams in Istanbul, after two stints at Galatasaray, one at Fenerbahçe.
Star man Argentina's Matias Delgado is the side’s central creative force, but will be out for some time with a knee injury sustained earlier in the year. The side will be boosted by the return to the club of Nihat Kahveci, the diminutive striker who was central in the national side’s mind-bending feats of escapology at Euro 2008.
VFL WOLFSBURG
Matches Wednesday 30 September United v VfL Wolfsburg; Tuesday 8 December VfL Wolfsburg v United
Current form Imagine Wigan winning the Barclays Premier League. No disrespect to our friends from the DW, but it’s roughly akin to the achievement of Wolfsburg last season. After years scuttling around in the lower divisions, the Volkswagen works team established themselves as a steady top-flight presence over the past decade, but few foresaw their meteoric rise under former Bayern coach Felix Magath in the past two years. Fifth in 2007/08, the club went four better last year, displacing German football's established powers to clinch the Bundesliga crown.
Home The Volkswagen Arena is your classic, modern stadium, built alongside the River Aller to replace the VfL Stadion in 2002. Holds 30,000, bright, clean, green… er, that’s about it.
Manager We’ll never know how Wolfsburg might have fared under Magath in the Champions League as he’s already left for pastures new, joining Schalke this summer, so it’s a weighty assignment for new boss Armin Veh to keep the club punching hard at this level. Ironically, Veh was sacked by Stuttgart shortly after a 4-1 defeat by Wolfsburg last season, but had already proved his credentials with a title win with Die Roten in 2006/07.
Star man Obafemi Martins was snapped up this summer to add extra firepower in Europe. He’s no shoo-in starter, though. Incumbent strikers Edin Dzeko and Grafite managed 54 goals last season, so beware – these Wolves have sharp teeth.
**taken from Man Utd's official website
The final draw
GROUP A : Bayern Munich, Juventus, Bordeaux, Maccabi Haifa
GROUP B : Manchester United, CSKA Moscow, Besiktas, Vfl Wolfsburg
GROUP C : AC Milan, Real Madrid, Marseille, FC Zurich
GROUP D : Chelsea, FC Porto, Atletico Madrid, APOEL
GROUP E : Liverpool, Lyon, Fiorentina, Debreceni
GROUP F : Barcelona, Inter Milan, Dynamo Kiev, FC Rubin Kazan
GROUP G : FC Sevilla, Rangers, VfB Stuttgart, Unirea Urziceni
GROUP H : Arsenal, AZ Alkmaar, Olympiakos, Standard Liege
Interesting
GROUP A : Bayern Munich, Juventus, Bordeaux, Maccabi Haifa
GROUP B : Manchester United, CSKA Moscow, Besiktas, Vfl Wolfsburg
GROUP C : AC Milan, Real Madrid, Marseille, FC Zurich
GROUP D : Chelsea, FC Porto, Atletico Madrid, APOEL
GROUP E : Liverpool, Lyon, Fiorentina, Debreceni
GROUP F : Barcelona, Inter Milan, Dynamo Kiev, FC Rubin Kazan
GROUP G : FC Sevilla, Rangers, VfB Stuttgart, Unirea Urziceni
GROUP H : Arsenal, AZ Alkmaar, Olympiakos, Standard Liege
Interesting
The usage of plastic has become more popular in the world today. It has rapidly started to replace metal and ferrous material as the raw material in most of the industries. Plastic offers many advantages when it is compared with metal. It is easier to manufacture and comes in abundance, which means the supply of plastic will never cease. Besides that, it is lighter in weight, able to take complex shapes, can be made into a big varieties of colour, and is cheaper than metal. The usage of plastic will also contribute to the environment, in a way than mining of raw materials from the core of the earth can be reduced, thus solving many environmental issues nowadays. Plastics are actually chains of polymers held together by a strong but fluid bond. The reason a thin soda bottle is strong enough to withstand the pressure of carbonated liquids is a phenomenon called 'biaxial orientation.' The polymer chains in a plastic bottle form in two directions, creating a very strong webbing effect. The plastic itself can be stretched out without sacrificing strength. To produce such products from plastic, a unique kind of process will have to be implemented on the material. Such process is the blow molding.
Recently, there are four major types of blow molding process that are widely used in the industry. The first type is the extrusion blow molding. This type is regarded as the simplest type of blow molding. The process in which plastic parts are created is the basic fundamental of every other blow molding processes. The second type is the injection blow molding. This process combines injection molding and blow molding. The next type of process is the stretch blow molding. This process is best used when producing PET bottles which are usually used for water, juice, and other similar products. The stretch blow molding is currently being used for high-volume productions for multi-million worth of products. The fourth major blow molding process is the reheat and blow molding process. This process is a type of stretch blow process. The huge difference will be the stock mold, which is made by an outside vendor. The company which buys these molds will simply have to reheat it so it can be blown afterwards. Therefore, the cost which is bear by the company can be greatly reduced. However, advances in technologies allow more type of blow molding process to be produced. To name a few, the advancement in the process gave birth to a new breed of processes such as Coextrusion Blow Molding of Large Parts, Three-Dimensional Blow Molding, Hard-Soft-Hard and Soft-Hard-Soft Technology, Long-Glass-Fiber-Reinforced Blow Molding, and Blow Molding Foam Technology. Although the process may vary from one to another, it still holds the basic concepts and fundamentals of blow molding.
Blow molding offers many advantages to the industry to date. The main concerns for any engineering or manufacturing company will be cost. These concerns are greatly reduced when it comes to using blow molding process, because the tooling cost of a blow molding process is less than an injection molding. The maintenance costs are also usually lower. Besides that, the piece that is produced using this concept is much lower than any rotational molding process. Apart from that, blow molding process applies the concept of one piece construction. This means that there is no welding or gluing halves part together afterwards. This will save more time and cost in producing any items, apart from minimizing any weaknesses that may come in the joined parts. The seamless construction is very ideal for the productions of liquid filled or airtight containers as it is more durable. Items made from blow molding process also have excellent environmental stress crack resistance. Lastly, quick product revisions are allowed for items made from blow molding processes to increase flexibility.
However, blow molding process does have its disadvantages and limitations. The most obvious limitations that can be observed from the parts made by this process is that it is limited only for hollow and thin walled parts with low degree of asymmetry items. This means that the process is only capable of producing thin walled items that is round in shape such as water bottles. Other symmetrical shapes, such as rectangular or triangle can’t be produced using this method. Furthermore, it has poor control of the wall thickness of the end product. The surface finish of the material is also poor and prone to imperfections if the mold is not carefully inspected. Even though the equipments cost less from other method, it is still considered high due to its nature as a precision tool.
Mulai hari ni, aku nak sentiasa membebel kat sini.
Suka hati aku la. Blog aku. Kalau korang nak membebel, bukak blog sendiri. Nanti aku follow korang.
Kadang2 hidup ni kelakar gak. You just have to learn how to laugh.
K a, cukup la ntuk petang ni. Aku nak gi layan Stevie Ray Vaughan - Little Wing sampai lebam
Suka hati aku la. Blog aku. Kalau korang nak membebel, bukak blog sendiri. Nanti aku follow korang.
Kadang2 hidup ni kelakar gak. You just have to learn how to laugh.
K a, cukup la ntuk petang ni. Aku nak gi layan Stevie Ray Vaughan - Little Wing sampai lebam
Tapi bila pikir balik, salah aku gak sebenarnye. Sape suruh aku tak check mase daftar dulu. Punya la seronok time tu, ingat idup aku dah on track balik. I am finally being apart of something big, yang boleh kate nyata masa depan die, providing aku work hard. Punya la happy, sampai aku tak bace pun booklet yang die bagi tu. Penat die print lawa2. Kalau la aku baca, kompem I'm not in this current deep shit. Kompem aku daftar siap2 ntuk F2 ngan F3 dulu. Kasi setel dulu, then semester ni aku cume amik F1 ngn F4. Satu subjek management, satu subjek law. Dedua pun membaca. Aku suke subjek membaca ngan menghafal ni. Sebab tu aku score paper metallurgy ngan manufacturing dulu. At least aku boleh lepas 4 paper sem ni. Skarang ni, paling koman pun aku cume boleh amik 3 exam je sem ni. Tahun depan aku kena amik 6, sebab aku nak amik OBU by the end of next year. Tu matlamat aku. Jangan la nak senyum sinis kat aku. Aku yakin aku boleh buat.
So sekarang camne nak kira ni?
Salah sape ni?
Salah aku sebab tak check it properly for myself
Salah KSA sebab layan aku cam sial and tak buat kerja koman2 2,3 hari sebelum arini
Padan muka korang kene dengar aku membebel
Ramadhan beb, tak elok marah2
Selamat makan murtabak time buka nanti
So sekarang camne nak kira ni?
Salah sape ni?
Salah aku sebab tak check it properly for myself
Salah KSA sebab layan aku cam sial and tak buat kerja koman2 2,3 hari sebelum arini
Padan muka korang kene dengar aku membebel
Ramadhan beb, tak elok marah2
Selamat makan murtabak time buka nanti
Today is probably one of the biggest letdown I have ever faced..
I have been working very hard for my exam
I didn't sleep, I studied all night
I did 3 sets of pilot exam paper
I even did the online mock question set that replicates the real CBE exam
Guess what, I scored 97%!!
I had a great sahur
I went to the college early
I waited for half an hour because the exam starts at 11pm
I did a bit of last minute reviewing
I'm pretty confident
10.58am - My name was called. The front-desk people told me that I am not allowed to sit for the paper because I didn't completed 2 other papers. It's a must.
WTF! You guys have my credentials, my personal information, my curriculum. You guys should notify me earlier, not 2 minutes before the goddamn exam!!! Didn't you check? Didn't you properly evaluate my current conditions before allowing me to sit for it? I've paid you guys early. Shit
You're lucky it's Ramadhan. You're lucky I don't curse and spit on your desk
I'm never going to take any classes from your college again
I have been working very hard for my exam
I didn't sleep, I studied all night
I did 3 sets of pilot exam paper
I even did the online mock question set that replicates the real CBE exam
Guess what, I scored 97%!!
I had a great sahur
I went to the college early
I waited for half an hour because the exam starts at 11pm
I did a bit of last minute reviewing
I'm pretty confident
10.58am - My name was called. The front-desk people told me that I am not allowed to sit for the paper because I didn't completed 2 other papers. It's a must.
WTF! You guys have my credentials, my personal information, my curriculum. You guys should notify me earlier, not 2 minutes before the goddamn exam!!! Didn't you check? Didn't you properly evaluate my current conditions before allowing me to sit for it? I've paid you guys early. Shit
You're lucky it's Ramadhan. You're lucky I don't curse and spit on your desk
I'm never going to take any classes from your college again
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